SKINNIE
SKINNIE THE POOH
Once upon a time, Winnie the Pooh was a chonky, honey-obsessed bear, living his best life, getting sticky fingers, and chasing bees. But everything changed when his ADHD kicked in and he discovered the degenerate memecoin world. The honey jars got swapped for trading charts, and the extra fluff melted off. Now he’s no longer Winnie the Pooh—he’s Skinnie Pooh, the skinniest, most unhinged degen in the game. From an addiction to honey to a straight obsession with money, Skinnie’s message to the community is simple: “Life is a balance, fam. When you lose something, you’re about to gain something else. So, don’t stress—just buy the dip and chill.” Sure, Skinnie’s got ADHD, which means he’s about as focused as a kid in a candy shop. But hey, that makes him just like the rest of us—gloriously chaotic and slightly unhinged. He’s also rocking depression, bipolar disorder, PTSD, and who knows what else—but don’t get it twisted. Skinnie would rather hurt himself (probably by over-leveraging) than harm anyone else. He gets anxious if he’s not hustling. His coping mechanism? Outworking everyone in the game. Whether it’s flipping tokens, shilling memes, or accidentally buying the top, Skinnie Pooh is always doing something. Welcome to the bear market’s skinniest success story. Welcome to $SKINNIE.
